All I can say about life is, Oh God, enjoy it! - Bob Newhart
I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. - Bob Newhart
There are a lot of questions I keep asking myself about why I do comedy. I guess I laugh to keep from crying. And I guess if you ever get me crying, I might not stop. This is the way I look at tragedy or else I'll cry. - Bob Newhart
Funny is funny is funny. - Bob Newhart
Laughter gives us distance. It allows us to step back from an event, deal with it and then move on. - Bob Newhart